I'm doing this because I don't like you. Not very much, at any rate.

And I lied. I took a peek (just a peek and of course I clicked the link) at the comment you left on my meme thread and it would appear that someone's ego is a little starved for love and recognition. But it's not easy being Vitriolic Best Buds, I assure you! In this entire year, I hope you appreciate the lengths I go to to invent new insults to throw at you because our friendship is like a beautiful and delicate ~*~snowflake~*~ that feeds on our vitriol-filled conversations. Anything else would imply a change in our relationship, and I'd hate to lose a pal like you. Think of the progress we've made! We went from being strangers to friends (of sorts) to people living on the same continent and hopefully we've upped our game this year! Maybe become best killing buds planning world domination or something. I hope by the time you read this you are laughing to yourself and thinking about ways to use it against me in a future conversation (I know I will!)

I am not capable of being concise, apparently. I'll wrap this up,but I hope the Daniel reading this will have a fantastico (i picked this up from you) year and come out tops on his thesis/honours project and watch tons of animanga that I tell you to watch and get crushed by Feeels and spend a fortune buying anime merch and just have a fun filled, productive year that you can think back upon and not regret. All the best, buddy! OH, and we better have celebrated our anniversary with party hats and ice cream in front of the computer! ♥