ok so i figure this is an excellent place to tell you this because maybe you will look back and luahg

last night i had a dream that we were talking on skype about a new drrr!! character that was introduced in a dream-exclusive ova

he was a dentist with scruffy black hair and a rattail (sort of like the way a lot of fanartists draw genderswap izaya's hair) and he wore green scrubs and a denim biker's vest which was really scrappy and dirty (v. unprofessional, dentist-san)

i remember in the ova he was like
chiding mikado in this really sadistic way, like deep anime shadows over eyes and every thing
for having cavities

and we were like
'omg this guy'
'THIS GUY he clearly has a story to tell......'
'mm-HMM...'

and we theorized that he is some sort of power player in ikebukuro
who lies to people about having cavities
so he can incapacitate them with uneccessary oral surgery

i woke up and i was like SO CONFUSED because it was SO ACCURATE TO OUR SKYPES... i guess you had to dream it with me but IT WAS SO REAL....